Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!