Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.