Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.