Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.