Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.