Joke #4592

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.