Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."