Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.