Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.