Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!