How does a blonde answer the question, ‘Are you sexually active?’ ‘No, I just lie there.’
Q: How did the blonde die at the baseball game? A: She drowned during the wave.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
An old man asks a blond: If a guy would try to rape you, will you scream for help? If he can’t manage me by himself off course!
Why did the blonde ask for some burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for her darkroom.
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself. She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring. Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, “A little more to the left…a little more to the right!…”
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes? A: "Toes go in first."
She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
Q: What do you call an eternity? A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.