# Joke #4680

Our body cells renew while asleep. If only our wallets could do the same.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

## Similar jokes

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Vote: has 44.24 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help. "If I were to give you \$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" he asked her. The secretary replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Vote: has 77.53 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

A kindergarten teacher spent a few minutes each morning teaching a new word to her class. She would tell the class the word and its meaning, then ask them to come up with a few sentences that included the word for the day. One day, the teacher said that the word for the day was "frugal." She explained that frugal had to do with saving, and a frugal person is one who saves. She then asked the class to come up with a sentence for the word. The class seemed kind of stumped, and sat there in silence for a few seconds until one little girl raised her hand. Instead of just a sentence, she came up with a little story: "There once was a princess who was stuck in a tall tower. There was a spell on all of the doors, so she couldn’t get out. One day, she heard a young prince who was walking by and singing. The princess called out of the tower, 'Frugal me! Frugal me!' So, the prince frugaled her and they lived happily ever after."
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: money, teacher, music
He was so poor all he had to wear as a boy were hand-me-downs. The real shame was that he had five older sisters.
Vote: has 21.85 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

Three cheapskates try to figure out a way of killing themselves with one bullet – so they put their heads together.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God, “How long is a billion years to you?” God says, “A billion years is like a second to me.” The man asks, “Well, how much is a billion dollars to you?” God says, “A billion dollars is like a penny to me.” So the man says, “God, can I have a penny?” And God replies, “In a sec.”
Vote: has 76.68 % from 62 votes. Send joke:

Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million pounds like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second…
Vote: has 29.01 % from 7 votes. Send joke: