The lesbians next door bought me a rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
Why do so many gays have mustaches? To hide the stretch marks.
The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex. But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday. As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills. When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand." The gay man stood up. The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity. And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns." "Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: What do you call a gay drive by? A: "a fruit roll up."
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church? A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
Did you hear about the homosexual electron? Went around blowing fuses.