Joke #4744

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.

Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

Dear Facebook, Everytime I add a girl you ask me "Do you know her? Is she your sister?"

I posted a blonde joke on facebook accompanied by: "for my blonde friends... an apology". One of them responded. "You don't have to apologise for having blonde friends."

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.