Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...