I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.