I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits.
Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
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