Joke #475

Q: Why do gorillas have big noses? A: Because they have big fingers!
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A panda walks into a bar, sits down and order a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for Panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? You hold his nose!
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Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
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Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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