Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Status I didn't fall down, I attacked the floor.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.
Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.