Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Facebook is like a fridge.
Every a few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it.
A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital:
Tell me what is your last wish?
Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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