Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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I have a good and a bad news for you.
The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots.
All the sisters start whistling happily.
But one of them asks:
What are the bad news?
Carrots came grated.
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The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
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A: Auschwitztic.
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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A: Because everyone hates the black ones.
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