There is no logical foundation of mathematics, and Gödel has proved it!
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Don't bother me I've got my own problems!
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Q: Why accountants don't read novels? A: Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature. "What else do you have?" asks the student. "Well I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist. The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks: "Do you have a pill for math?" The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back to the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plonks it on the counter. "I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student. The pharmacist replies, "Well you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.