Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama's so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said "Two trees to your left."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.