Joke #4804

Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.