This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said... FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Q. What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? A. Divorcee'
Slut - "I hate you bitch" Blonde - "Your such a slut, I bet your naked under those clothes."
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down. The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house. "That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?"
What is the difference between a blonde and a pothole? You swerve to miss a pothole!
Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience!
What do you call ten blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air pockets.
Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"