Joke #4826

I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".

Warning! User Error. Kindly replace user and press a key to continue.

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."

Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.

A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.

I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it. Now I have two problems.

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

Whats the chemical formula of compressed liquid oxygen? O2.zip

Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.

Man: Hello, my computer is reporting a fatal error! Customer Support: Well there's nothing we can do now, you should have called us when it was still critical!