What does a man call true love?
An erection.
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Q: When is the only time a guy can multi-task?
A: When he's watching porn, masturbating, and keeping an eye on the door at the same time...
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Knock knockrn
Who's there?
Woman who?
Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Man.
Man who?
Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman.
Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Question: Why do men fart more than women?
Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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Sex is when a guys communication,
enters a girls information,
to increase the population,
for a younger generation,
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration.