Why is Facebook like Jail? "You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!"
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Someone figured out my password. Now I have to rename my dog.
Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Boss comes up to an employee: "Yesterday you did a great job - in one day you managed to do as much work, as you did in previous month!" "Thanks boss, that's because Facebook was shut down for the whole day."
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.