Q: Why did the blonde girl stare at the orange juice box?
A: The orange juice box says, "concentrate."
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What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
They know how many men went down on the Titanic.
Why did the blonde have empty beer cans in her fridge?
For people who don't drink.
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock.
The blonde replied, "What for? Are you going to set it on fire!"
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How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
"Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A. Because everybody gets a turn.
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock.
"Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes.
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