Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.