Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
Yo momma's so fat... They mistake her for a country.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.