Why did the Blonde pee in the Grocery Store?
The sign said "Wet Floor."
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Q: Why did two women walk into a saloon pointing bananas at people and shouting: "GIVE US YER LOOT!"
A: They were both blonds.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Because she blows the horn!
A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal.
Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.
Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: They can't get their heads in the jars.
Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
What’s blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette…?
A blonde doing cartwheels.
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?
It hurts to boil their nipples!
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
A guy had a date with this really hot blonde.
He wanted a tan, so he went up on his roof and stripped because he didn't want a tan line.
But he fell asleep and woke up three hours later with a sunburn, especially on his d**k.
He puts lotion on it, wraps it up and gets ready for his date.
The blonde comes over, they make dinner and are watching a movie when the sunburn on the guy's d**k really starts to hurt.
So he excuses himself to the kitchen, where he pours milk on his d**k to alleviate the burn.
The blonde, who has followed him, peeks in the kitchen and says to herself, "So that's how they load them."