Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.