yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.