I dropped my laptop into the ocean the other day.
Now I have a Dell rolling in the deep.
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"Immediately start downloading it."
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
What goes ‘choo choo choo’ while online?
Thomas the search engine.
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Why should you never fart in an apple store?
They don't have Windows!
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
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