Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room? A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone’s been in a 747.
Q: What is long and hard to a blonde? A: Fourth grade.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
What do bleached blondes and jumbo jets have in common? Black boxes.
Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake? A: Must be an earthquake.
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said, "You know,it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this, the other blonde replies, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells one of the blondes. "Help us, help us!" yells the other. "Maybe it would help if we yelled together," said the first blonde. "Good idea," said the other. "Together, together!"
A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and put before a firing squad. Just before the squad fires, the redhead points and yells, "Tornado!" The terrorists run in all different directions, and the redhead escapes. When they realize what has happened, the terrorists come back to where the blonde is still standing. They raise their rifles, and thinking quickly, the blonde points and yells, "Fire!
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World. When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,” So they turned around and went home.