Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!