Joke #5009

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".