Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.