Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo Mama so old... Her birthday expired.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!