What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
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I'm a blonde, yay!
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I'm a blonde, yay!
A blonde went to her mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds.
A neighbor noticed her repeated trips to the curb and asked if she was waiting for a special delivery.
Her reply: "My computer keeps telling me I have mail."
What job did the blonde have at the M&M factory?
Proofreading.
What do you call a blonde with a brain?
A golden retriever.
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions.
"Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock.
"Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
How do you entertain a blonde?
tell her to find a corner in a circle room
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.
One day while she was typing, she turned to another secretary and said, “What do I do now? I’m almost out of typing paper.”
“Just use the copier machine paper,” replied the other secretary.
With that, the blonde took her last remaining blank sheet of typing paper, placed it on the photocopier and proceeded to make ten blank copies.