Joke #5024

Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.

Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.

Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.