Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.