Yo Mama so old...
When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
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Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
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A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.