Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.