Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.
What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was The Wall.
"If I could be someone for one day I would be Justin Beiber and run off a cliff"
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full". That's just 3 random words. I'm going to try now. Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree. He's been hanging there for quite a while.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.