Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Please," protested the college president, "you already make more than the entire History department." "Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look." He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered. Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath. "You're not there, sir," he reported. "Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the president, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Who's the biggest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.