Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.