Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!