"Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" "No..." "Inheritance."
Customer: “I can’t seem to connect to the Internet.” Tech Support: “Ah, right. What operating system are you running?” Customer: “Netscape.” Tech Support: “No, what version of Windows are you using?” Customer: “Uhhh…Hewlett Packard?” Tech Support: “No, Right click on ‘My Computer,’ and select properties on the menu.” Customer: “Your computer? It’s my computer!”
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
A life? Cool… Where can I download one of those?
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.” The surprised salesman replies, “But, madam, computers do not have curtains.” And the blonde said, “Helloooo…. I’ve got Windows!”
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
Why did the Irishman give up internet shopping? The trolley kept falling off the computer.