Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.