Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.