Joke #5075

Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!

What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!

Three guys die and go to Hell. Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a candle maker." So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k. Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" "He was a rope maker." So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope. Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?" The guy smiles and says, "He made lollipops."

Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.

Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? A: Tell them you can't cum.

Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!

Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.

What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.

On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave. When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"