Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.