Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.