Joke #5088

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.