Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.