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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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